That's a titillating title, isn't it?
Not to mention just downright naughty for thinking of lap dancing at Christmastime.
So, I have a new little blog crush: Project Little Smith
Just one of those blogs that hooked me.
Pretty, clean photos. Beautiful baby and mama. Nice people.
You know, like me.
Well, kinda, I am.
Anyway, I just happened upon it, maybe via Pinterest?
Not sure, but I do just love it so much.
She recently posted an old photo of her on Santa's lap and it got me all in a tizzy cuz I knew I had some such photos somewhere too!
And I did.
And I do!
I'm gonna post one a day because, quite frankly, I am out of Christmas swag, and I'm in a cooking lull, and in an all around funk-of-sorts so this is just the thing to save me old bloggers arse.
Gateway Shopping Center.
Just look at us ... oh my gawd.
My brother is like, Get the fuck away from me you perv and I'm all like, Hi! I'm the perfect people pleaser smiling for you so sweetly where's my candy cane?
And does that Santa look mean as hell, or what?
Clearly my brother is smarter than I.
I just cannot tell you how clearly I remember that Santa's Workshop.
I mean like it was yesterday.
I remember just dying to get in there to see Santa and pose.
Always the posing, for me.
Poser even then.
Could it be any clearer who is the extrovert and who is the introvert here?
Any of you extroverts grow up in a family of introverts?
Not for the weak of spirit, lemme tell you.
So, there ya go.
Cuteness ad nauseum.
Thanks to Project Little Smith for the idea.
Y'all go over there and look at her precious self in Santa's lap ... it's beyond adorable.
Be sure to leave a comment because that is a nice thing to do and it's the time of year to be nice.
You Ho. (Ho. Ho.)