Drusilla gets decked out for The Holiday every year.
Doesn't she look fab?
She needs to be holding a lit fag though. She really does.
I like that it looks like she's kind of giving you the finger.
I mean, not YOU, but, you know.
Gruesome plastic hands are a big hit every year.
Major dollar store score.
They are such incredibly horrible plastic evilness that I guarantee these will look just like this 1,000 years from now.
Sure to to scare the crap out of some anthropologist circa 3012.
Doing my part for science.
Now these, these things get shabbier and shabbier every year.
Most of them are so shot that they look more like black winged blobs as opposed to birds.
I like things fancy, you know.
Pretty pumpkins with those tiny pansy things in a TIRE.
Trash, I tell you, TRASH.
BEWARE OF CHILDREN and other things too fierce to mention.
(Bet you weren't expecting a Burl Ives serenade today, now were you?)
This is Larry.
This year he's Russian Larry.
That sign says, "Hi" in Russian.
FinnigantheCurious wrote it so I'm hoping it just says "Hi" and not something totally "eight year old boyish" like, oh, "HELP! SOMEONE CUT MY PENIS OFF!"
We get so many Russian trick-or-treaters around here, you know.
Russian Larry is rigged up on a pulley so that you can let him go flying through the yard just as small, terrified children are walking up to get candy.
This year we are unveiling the ubiquitous (or not) bowl of "eyeballs."
All children will be semi-forced to stick their hand in a bowl of "eyeballs" before getting their candy.
No pussyfoots allowed around here.
Hands in, or NO CANDY!
Course, you know that's not true. I'm the house that buys the best (worst) candy and gives GOBSFUL to every kid.
I'm also the house that's having 3 little boys sleep over after eating candy for 7 hours.
Wish me luck, y'all.
PS What's your favorite candy? I mean, Halloween candy, not your favorite favorite.
Mine's Tootsie Rolls.