Could you die?
It's a door.
An incredible, fantastical, magical, crazy-ass door that popped up on Thou Shall Craigslist.
(It's not quite that intense in color, but I got to playing with the photo tools again, dammit. )
Where will the door go?
That's a detail I haven't figured out yet.
But, it looks like maybe, just maybe, there might be some remodeling coming down the pike. (Is it pike or pipe?)
Remodeling like, opening up the kitchen and adding a 1/2 bath.
Do any of you live in a home with one bath?
It's doable, but it aint easy.
Fortunately Jackdaddy showers outside almost all of the time, butt the toilet (HA) is another situation all together now if you know what I'm sayin'.
But the bigger, bigger issue is the complete and utter lack of counter space.
That is all the counter space I have and you know I cleaned up the counters before I took this picture because on these tiny counters lives a juicer, a blender, a bowl of fruit, a bowl of garlic, a dish rack, etc., ad nauseum.
Also, as you know, we eat real food.
Food that needs to be cut and chopped and rinsed and prepared.
Mama needs some counter space for real.
Well, turns out we're kinda lucky cuz we just happen to have a little extree room already waiting to be used.
Remember this picture?
See that evil area outside the door that I've been bitching about of late?
That's a breezeway.
In the days before air-conditioning (shudder), they would put these screened-in dog trots between the house and the garage to get a little air going betwixt the two.
Right now it is simply a depository for crapshithellshitcrap.
This crap holder, my dears, is gonna add over 200 sq. ft. to my kitchen!!!!
Oh hell yes it is.
A hip little bathroom with a small utility closet if I'm lucky.
THIS window from the IKEA catalog is high on the list.
It won't happen right away, but it's brewing.
I'm Pinning my head off looking for inspiration. Boo hoo, I "have" to pin. HAHAHAHAH.
So, yea. That's the wish list.
The door will find it's way in there somewhere.
Maybe at the bottom of a stairwell? Tease Tease.
I'll save that nugget for another post.
Really though, it will be a while still, but we're getting bids.
Wish me lottery luck!
PS May I just say I really, really, really want a BRICK WALL?